A woman walks into a bank with a large jar full of pennies, nickels and dimes.?
The teller seeing the giant jar she had lugged up to the counter and said "My, what a huge jar full of coins, did you horde this all yourself?"
The woman smiled and said "No, my sister whored half of it."
Sounds like a joke I heard one time. I was about man and wife down on their luck. She said she would go out and sell herself on the street so that they could pay some bills. When she came back she had $500.25. Her husband asked who gave her $.25. She said everybody.
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Why won't my mom let me wear a thong?
I am 16 years old, I will be a junior in high school next year. I wear granny panties. You know, the stretchy ones that are like GIANT. I wear them not because I want to but because I have to. Everyone at my school wears thongs. I grew up in a Christian household, and I don't want to wear a thong to be a slut; I just don't want to be made fun when I change for stuff. Also in some of my shorts, jeans, sweatpants etc. you can see a panty line. I HATE that. But my mom doesn't see thongs for anything other than a slut. I'd be like "Mom what about these thongs?" and she'd be like "No, you're my daughter, not a whore." I know because that happened with my older sister. How do I convince her that thongs are beneficial, in the social world as well as for preventing panty lines? I need help!! Thanks guys!! <3
to the person who said just buy some: I can't because we pool our laundry to conserve water or something and she will see them, and get mad. 
good thought though...
just go up to her and be like can we talk and tell her what's happening and tell her that you want to try thongs and give her your reasoning and dont whine or anything like that just be mature and polite and if she says no you can't ask her why and just have a civilized conversation
