if you had to run from a fire naked and you could only cover up your top or bottom bits which one would it be?

Cover my bottom half. I would hate to SINGE my MINGE !!
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 fireman long sleeve T shirt or sweatshirt REAL WOMEN DONT RUN FROM FIRES
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