. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

. Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.