Favorite Twilight Quotes?
This is not from Breaking Dawn, but quotes from the actual story. I like 'So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?' From Mike Newton. My favorite Twilight quote from Edward is 'If I could dream, it would be about you, Bella'. What is your favorite quote?
NO BREAKING DAWN QUOTES!!!!!!!! Ik they r funny, but ones from the story (I want to make a tee shirt for a twilight release party at borders.)
"Sorry I called you a hypocrite."
"Sorry I called you a murderer."
"This hostage stuff is fun!"
"Does my being half naked bother you?" (Not at all, Jake!)
"I don't have any leeches on speed dial."
"Yeah, sure, I'll stop by your crypt after school."
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb!"
"What a sick masochistic lion."
"And I'll make you a promise in return. I promise that this will be the last time you'll see me. I won't come back. I won't put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be like I never existed."
"Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood beneath a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me."
"He's like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun."
"The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse."
"Love you, Jacob."
"Love you more."
"Did you know you're sort of beautiful?"
"You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?"
" You know I love you."
" I know. And you know how much I wish it was enough."
"You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we were natural enemies and also that you were trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you."
"Maybe...if you weren't a disgusting vampire planning to suck the life out of the girl I love...well, no, not even then."
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