two golfers?
there was these two old guys well into thier sixties who loved to play golf every chance they got. one saturday after finishing around they had ah beer or two, one of em ask the other "hey pete I wonder if there is golf in heaven?" his friend replys "I don't know." so al says "I tell ya what, which ever one of us kicks the bucket first lets try to come back in spirit to let the other know if there is golf in heaven!" "deal!" says pete. three weeks later pete dies. about 1 year later al is out on the course he hits ah ball in the ruff and while searching for the ball he heres this sound "hey al!" al looks over and its pete standing there in his golf clothes and ah pair of wings."is that you pete?" says al. yes its me! you remember that talk we had awhile back about golf in heaven who ever died first would try and come back to let the other know!!! well I have good and bad news! first there is golf in heaven! and the bad news is you tee off tomorrow at 8:00 am
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Heel Shots Not Club Face
When your weight being too far forward at impact, you may use wrong shot, just club face shot, the right way is to be heel shot.You can take your golf pieces to adhere to the rule to have a try.
Heel shots, scoobies, go rights, or the dreaded "S" word are caused by one thing -- "coming over the top." Coming over the top or swinging across your downward swingpath is perhaps the most common swing fault in golf. The path or arc of the golf swing should be circular (about 45 degrees) on the backswing and a little less circular (about 43 degrees) on the downswing. That variance in plane is called swinging inside. A great cure for coming over the top is to let your right shoulder (for R/H players) come UNDERNEATH your chin on your downswing. You may also feel that you are hitting thegolf ballsto right field. Dropping your right shoulder will free up the club to extend out toward your target and eliminate the possibility of Mr. Scoobie!
To solve this problem, you should try to keep weight more on your heels. Make sure you are not standing too close to the ball. Extend arms fully at address. This will help make sure that the clubface arrives in the proper alignment at impact. Next time you will get more scores with your taylormade r9 460 driver if you can accept the tips.
a joke:Great Woman Golfer
Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week.
Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same without him.
A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table.
Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30 am. He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately.
The woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could possibly be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay. She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat them with an even par round despite playing with her off-hand. By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They couldn't figure her out.
She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her! In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week shewas 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life to beat her.
As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part. Finally she showed up. This week the lady lawyer played right-handed which was a good thing since she narrowly beat all three of them. However she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play, it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability. They had a couple beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up. Finally one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed and if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed. All the girls on the team thought this was hysterical."
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"
She said, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
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