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Woohoo! No more running from store to store to find a cool t-shirt.
We have all done it. We get in our car and drive to a store to get a new t-shirt for a big date with that smokin hot muffin down the street that you've been chasin around the block since you were a kid.
Anyway you get to clothing store, you rifle though all the t-shirt racks thinkin if I can just find the perfect t-shirt I might get me some of that sweet booty,
But all you find is a bunch of boring crap. So you get back in your car and off to the next store and now your starting to panic because your whole sex life depends on you getting a cool or funny t-shirt.
You think this store has to have something so you start shredding through the racks like a tasmanian devil only to find it's the same weak stuff as the last store.
So now you start think that you're never going to get some of that sweet lovin from the cutie down the street. Then it hits ya LargeTshirt.com Duh!
I could have gone online picked out a cool or funny t-shirt and saved myself all this grief. Oh well it's not to late, your not a 40 year old virgin living in your moms basement yet so all is cool.
Now go pick out a t-shirt or three and get a random t-shirt free. Yup thats what I said get a free t-shirt when you buy three t-shirts. Now go go go do you want to get laid or not geez. |
